Two Italian Boys
#I’m just picturing newt and hermann having an argument about fashion and it doesn’t end well#both of them continue the day in angry silence at their desks#then the next day hermann walks in to see newt already working#then newt says ‘you know herms? I decided to take a page out of your book and I went and bought some new shoes. what do you think?’#and he just pROPS HIS FEET ON THE DESK AND HE WEARING FUCKING THESE#newt#hermann gottlieb#pacific rim
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
Have a gif of Dipper eating his shirt on infi-loop.
its name is the University of al-Qarawiyyin
the woman’s name was Fatima al-Fihri
failing to mention the names contributes to the erasure of the accomplishments of people, and especially women, of colour throughout history
once again: her name was FATIMA AL-FIHRI
"…and is sometimes referred to as the oldest university, although some scholars dispute whether the term can be properly applied historically to institutions outside the European model” - wikipedia
sounds like white tears
didn’t the goblet of fire cover this
because how else would Ireland win but krum catch the snitch
actually in prisoner of Azkaban, didn’t Gryffindor need a certain amount of points to proceed to the finals, and that’s why Oliver Wood told Harry to wait until they had scored a certain amount of points before he caught the snitch?
Catching the snitch ends the game and is worth the most points, but it doesn’t guarantee a win. Just like tumblr user samuel-vimes said, Krum caught the snitch at the World Cup Finals, but Ireland still won in the end because they still had more points.Also the way the ranking system works in the international quidditch league, and I assume at Hogwarts, according to JK Rowlings new reveal, is that teams are awarded a certain amount of points based on the amount of points a team wins by and thats how they are ranked against each other. Rowling said that a win by 150 points = 5 points, 100 points = 3 points, 50 points = 1 point, and a winner of a tie is whoever caught the snitch the quickest. So theoretically a team that only catches the snitch but wins by a margin of less than 50 points is awarded no points and might as well of not caught thats why Wood told Harry to wait until they were up a certain number of points in order to increase their overall ranking and win the cup.
And gosh, a good chunk of you people claim to hate sports.
We do hate sports. All the ones that don’t involve flying broomsticks and slightly murderous balls that try to knock you off them.
I reached 1000 followers about a week ago, and I’m finally ready to do a bit of a giveaway
- must be following me
- likes and reblogs count
The prizes are:
A midnight iri/violet shim/leaf circuit male spiral AND 10 gems
ONE of these because I somehow bought two
aaaaaaaaaaaaand I will buy a Steam game for you (up to $10- or I’ll buy a Steam gift card and give you the code for it)
First place will get first choice, second will get second, and third will get whichever prize remains
You gotta have your askbox open and be willing to give me some info depending which prize you get/choose.
Ends September 23 at 8:00pm Central time
reblogging again for the evening crowd. exactly 2 days left!
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools